So last week I get back from my altered art club meeting, and when I go into my bedroom, I discover son #1 has lit EIGHT scented candles all around the room. He explains to me that this is to counter the negative feng shui from the "arrow point" of my closet wall poking inward toward the bed.
He's also complaining about the position of our doors and location of rooms and how things just don't feel like home to him any more.
I was good, and didn't point out that there's a perfectly fine debris hut out in the woods by our yard.
For James Vance, and his family
4 months ago